Finally! Chippy that we wouldn't mind eating!
See, the problem we have with the old Chippy is its saltiness. It's like devouring the Dead Sea! That's why we're happy that now there's Mild & Tasty, Chippy with less salt. Now that there's less salt, one can taste the barbecue and corn flavors of every chip. One can now sense the Chippy deliciousness.
Perfect partner: ice-cold soda.
Try it and judge for yourself.